- "If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice."
- "1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight."
- "Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
- "Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys."
- "1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight."
- "Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
- "Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys."
